Title: I can't think of one. How about 'Toucans eating Jellyfish'?

I had to get on here really a lot, because I had the sudden urge to tell you all something... It's very important, so it is something that I need to tell you. Therefore I will tell you, after, well I don't know. I might tell you, but it's very important so I guess I have to. Maybe not. While I'm deciding... do you like enchiladas? They can vary greatly, but I know a recipe that is the best. But that's not what I was going to tell you. But it still matters, because enchiladas are good, as long as you have a good recipe. I do. The reason I brought enchiladas up in the first place is because I can smell them. Mmmmmmm... They smell good. Eat much enchiladas.
Our Christmas tree is pretty.
I will tell you what I was going to tell you now. Listen closely. This will change your life. Ready? Make sure you are holding on to something and you haven't had back surgery between AD 1666-1689.